Zicoflex This is a joke I found on the
Internet
I was a very happy person.
My wonderful girlfriend and I
had been dating for over a
year, and so we decided to get
married. There was only one
little thing bothering me , it was
her beautiful younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law
was twenty-two, wore very
tight miniskirts, and generally
was always flirting with me. She
would regularly bend down
when she was near me, and
whisper some dirty words to
me, smiling. It had to be
deliberate. She never did it
when she was near anyone else.
One day "little" sister called and
asked me to come over to
check the wedding invitations.
She was alone when I arrived,
and she whispered to me that
she had feelings and desires for
me that she couldn't overcome.
She told me that she wanted to
make love to me just once
before I got married and
committed my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and
couldn't say a word.
She said, "I'm going upstairs to
my bedroom, and if you want
one last wild fling, just come up
and get me." I was stunned and
frozen in shock as I watched
her go up the stairs. When she
reached the top she pulled off
her underwear and threw them
down the stairs at me.
I stood there for a moment,
then turned and made a beeline
straight to the front door. I
opened the door, and headed
straight towards my car.
Lo and behold, my entire future
family was standing outside, all
clapping! With tears in his eyes,
my father-in-law hugged me
and said, "We are very happy
that you have passed our little
test.we couldn't ask for better
man for our daughter. Welcome
to the family." And the moral of
this story is: Always keep your
condoms in your car!